Saturday, June 27, 2009

FOOLS' DICTIONARY (SPIRITUAL SATIRE)

i. What we don't see , does not exists. II. If we are all' under' god, there must some space or species 'above' Him. III. The Supreme God ,like us must have a belly-button. IV. If some one was 'son of God',what are we - His grand-children or only devils ? V. Only the obvious can be the reality. VI .All that is un-manifested must be only- hoax. VII. Whoever is not resistered with my' religion' must be a sinner. VIII. Give me lot of donation and I will bribe God to white-wash your sin, otherwise your next 'flight' will be 'economy class' to Hell. IX. It is common sense that as there are different gods for different religion on this single Globe , seperate Gods should have different geographical administrative 'States' with respective national flags. X. ' If a buffalow could speak, it would assert that its god must have two horns for the sake of identity. - ---------
PIBI

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